Neighbors Go Full Petty, Guy Tows In Pro Revenge

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mattstaff
May 17, 2020 10:00 AM EDT

We love a good neighbor revenge story. People can turn real petty on their neighbors, and sometimes that pettiness is addressed with a calculated, borderline genius, pro revenge. In this case, the dude had had enough of his neighbors' rampant pettiness, and how they'd park in his spots. So, he towed in a whole lot of "redneck hardware" and parked it out front of their place, when the moment presented itself. Just imagining what those two weeks must've been like for those neighbors; oh boy. 

Get some more neighbor revenge goodness over here with this entitled neighbor who tasted his own medicine.

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  • 01
    Text - r/ProRevenge JOIN u/SleepNowMyThrowaway • 1y Yes, I understand it's a public street; now, let's learn the difference between legality and civility, ok? This happened in the summer of 2016 when my wife and I moved into our new home on a tree lined, brick street. Nice neighborhood but nothing fancy. Blue collar, working men and women.
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  • 02
    Text - We met the neighbors, my wife made cookies and they invited us to their pool parties, we swapped foodstuffs and recipes ... It was all Ozzie and Harriet - until put a fence up around our back yard for security firstly as anyone could come off the back alley and right up onto our porch and back door. Plus, I wanted to be able to let our two shorthair pointers out to play without having to tie them up or supervise them. Well, our neighbors didn't like that, and who can say why? It disturbed
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  • 03
    Text - Three things changed: One, they no longer invited us to their pool parties, two, we no longer traded cookies and pies, and lastly...they began parking in front of our house. It's a public street and you can do as you will but my two spaces were constricted by a telephone pole that had guy wires coming down from it meaning you'd have to be careful getting into and out of your car lest you scratch the paint, or worse, clothesline yourself with metal cables. So we had but one good spot that
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  • 04
    Text - They also started an illicit piano lessons business (better than drums, I suppose) and apparently decided to keep their front spots open for their customers. I work odd hours and it always seemed there were a line of cars in front of both houses so l'd end up having to park frustratingly far away and with winter coming, trudging through the slush carrying groceries had zero appeal.
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  • 05
    Text - So I watched and waited until one fine fall day with the leaves changing from green to vermillion and brilliant gold, and a morning chill that promised of winter soon to come - it happened! Their 3-5 cars (the live-at- home, unemployed daughter maintained a rotating cast of paramours) were gone, and nobody was giving piano lessons! I struck! I raced to my dad's and hitched his houseboat to his beater farm truck and towed the combo back home, parking 80'+ of gloriously tacky red-neck hardw
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  • 06
    Text - And I left the combo there for almost two weeks, unmoving, and rusting loudly right in front of their front porch swing that they liked to perch on in the evenings. Pressure from my wife and the impending monthly street sweeping finally led to my removing the blockade and they've not parked in font of our place since, nor have we spoken more than 5 words in 2 years ... and that's fine by us. The woman can't bake anyhow.
    via u/SleepNowMyThrowaway

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